schnitzeljagd zürcher art.hello. welcome to the show. my name is clementine and i'm feeling like a box of chocolates tonight. you see, i must explain - what does it feel like to "be" a box of chocolates? the thing is, since i married the chef confiseur of teuscher, my life has become completely different. winfried (that's his name) is such a chocolate fetishist, he dresses me up like chocolate all the time. sometime's he wants me to be a champagner truffe or just a bar of chocolate, sometimes i'm his chocolat fondue and sometimes i'm a kirschstengeli. i got used to it. my husband is a chocolate fetishist, and tonight, yes tonight he made me dress up as a box of chocolates.
you know, at one point you get a feel for the kind of chocolate you're being. i really absorbe the role as a whole.
i mean, i also get my share out of this marriage. i'm really into birds. big birds, little birds, ducks and owls, the whole bird-fauna, i've got bird-calendars and i love birdfood.
what's your thing?
i have to go. winfried dressed up as a birdflu tonight.
have the best evening ever. i'll sure have mine.
clementine.
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